Funny Definitions

موضوع: Funny Definitions الخميس مارس 06, 2008 3:14 pm

Funny Definitions

Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.